| Date: 2005-03-22 5:08 p.m. Today’s fortunate news: I got a 79 on my C Programming test from a few weeks ago (second best grade in class). Got an 83 on my Accounting test from a few weeks ago. I anticipated a 50 at best. Today’s unfortunate news: I got crapped on. That’s right. A bird decided to crap on my arm while I walked to the parking lot. I named the bird Mr. Funny Bird because all the other birds probably think he’s hilarious for crapping my on arm.Dear Mr. Funny Bird,You got the wrong guy. I did not steal your babies. If you didn’t think I stole your babies, then this was a just fly-by crapping, and those are just downright rude. Maybe one day, in another life when I become a bird, I can crap on you too, and you’ll realize how much of an asshole you were, and then we can become friends, and crap on people using teamwork. Until then, take care.Love, Casey. |
