| Date: 2005-03-26 11:35 p.m. I'm home this weekend. I was with my parents at my aunt's house today. We were watching a college basketball game before we left. After a commercial break, they showed some cheerleaders. One in particular kept repeating "Go team go!" or some other clichéd cheerleader phrase. But she must have said it 20 times in 5 seconds, while maintaining the kind of smile you only see from evil villains in horror movies. She looked a lot like this. I said, "If they're going to test baseball players for steroids, they need to test cheerleaders for crack cocaine." |
