| Date: 2005-03-30 7:28 p.m. Yesterday I was at some camera store with my atheist roommate. I saw a book called “Photography for Dummies”. You know, one of the ones in the Books for Dummies series. It made me think of a brilliant idea. You can try this, but you need to do it to a co-worker, family member, or “friend” that you don’t really like all that much (or even someone you do like). When it’s their birthday, get them as many Books for Dummies as you can find. It helps if you find the ones that are most insulting: Sex for Dummies, Relationships for Dummies, Politics for Dummies, Internet for Dummies. Or even ones they don’t need but still makes them look bad if other people are watching them open their present: Raising Dumb Kids for Dummies, Losing Weight for Dummies, Quitting Crack Cocaine for Dummies, Gambling Addiction for Dummies, Bankruptcy for Dummies, Coping with a Small Penis for Dummies. Anything you can find. Hopefully, they’ll take it as a huge insult and start crying! At that moment, give them How To Dry Your Eyes for Dummies and your insult will be complete! |
