| Date: 2005-04-03 8:00 p.m. My toilet paper roll is on a little shelf above my toilet because the spot it’s supposed to be is inconvenient for a 6’1” guy like me. Apparently, the roll wasn’t very secure in its spot when I got done using it earlier. It rolled off and fell into the toilet. My only way of dealing with my newly ruined roll of toilet paper was to run around the condo yelling “Gooooooaaaaaaallllll!!!” like those Spanish soccer announcers do. |
