Date: 2005-04-27 3:11 a.m. The listteater wants my atheist roommate to photograph her wedding. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, read about it here. I told him he should do it and photoshop Chris Farley’s face over hers into all of the pictures, or photoshop lists into them. He had the idea that he call the people responsible for making their wedding cake, and pretend to be the listteater and tell them they want the cake to be one really long-ass list, like maybe a replica of the Declaration of Independence on it. About 15 feet away from each other, he was too lazy to come in my room and tell me so he IMed me: him: OMGOMGOMG him : THE LISTTEATER WANTS ME TO PHOTOGRAPH THEIR WEDDING me : no him : HAHAHAHAHAHA me : youre lying him : NO him : I SHIT YOU NOT me : DO IT!!! him : THAT'S WHY ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY him : i don't think so me : DO IT!!! him : she's BUTT UGLY me : YES!!! him : and SHE'S THE LISTT EATER me : and THEN PHOTOSHOP A LIST IN HER PICTURES AND SEND IT TO HER LIKE THAT! him : i should reply saying i don’t do whale weddings him : LOLOLOL me : who would marry her? him : a guy that was in my dept him : i knew him him : not really well him : knew of him him : he's not too attractive either me : it’ll be the perfect jerry springer type wedding me : DO IT! and post in on LJ! him: lol Yeah. We’re awesome. 2 comments so far previous | next