| Date: 2005-05-01 8:42 p.m. The new Family Guy episode finally aired tonight after being cancelled by fascism for 4 years. After record DVD sales, Fox weighed their popularity with the "moral (I mean fascist) majority" against the money they could make putting Family Guy back on the air. So Family Guy is back thanks to capitalism. I'm really loving capitalism right now. At the very beginning they made fun of Fox: Peter: “Everybody, I’ve got bad news: We’ve been canceled”Lois: “Oh no—Peter, how could they do that?” Peter: “Well, unfortunately, Lois, there’s just no more room on the schedule. We’ve just got to accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That ’80s Show, Wonderfalls, Fastlane, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Skin, Girls Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freakylinks, Wanda at Large, Costello, The Lone Gunmen, A Minute With Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddie, The $treet, American Embassy, Cedric the Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, and Greg the Bunny.” (all were shows that aired on Fox in the last 4 years but got cancelled, he listed them with about a half second pause in between each one which made it even more hilarious) Lois: “Is there no hope?” Peter: “Well, I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot.”Other good quotes:Lois: Honey, what do you say we christen these new sheets, huh? Peter: Why Lois Griffin, You naughty girl. Lois: Hahaha, That's me. Peter: You dirty hustler...you filthy stinky prostitute. Lois: Okay I get it. Peter: You foul venereal diease carrying street walking whore. Lois: That's enough.There was another quote about the war on Iraq that made me laugh hard:Peter: I am so clever. That's why they picked me to convince Congress to go to war. *cuts to scene of him in a Congressional meeting* Politician 1: There is NO justifiable reason for invasion of Iraq. Peter: Well that may be, but what we're all forgetting is: Anyone who doesn't want to go to war is gay. *All politicians in the meeting immediately start saying "I wanna go to war"* Dick Cheney: I was the first one who wanted to go to war!The only part that kind of upset me is that SETH MCFARLANE STOLE MY FREAKING IDEA!!! His version of Passion of the Christ 2 had Chris Tucker, which I must admit was pretty funny but not as good as MY ORIGINAL IDEA that they modified! It's alright I guess. I'm just glad that Family Guy is back. Of course, if you don't like Family Guy, I just wasted your time, which is probably a good thing for me because if you don't like Family Guy, chances are I probably won't like you, and if I don't like you, wasting your time is a good thing. |
