| Date: 2005-05-11 5:11 p.m. My last day of class was today. There won't be a 4.0 repeat, but I did pretty well for how little effort I put in. Earlier I ate lunch on campus and some black guys were playing ping pong. I've had success in the past with ridding the lunch room of crappy ping pong players, but at first I thought if I ruined these guys' game, that there's always that slight chance that I could get accused of racism, which of course, is punishable by death.Then I thought about it some more and I figured, hey, it would be racist not to sabotage their game. I told myself, hey Casey, you're an equal opportunity ping pong game ruiner. Let's get out there and ruin their game.I tried to do the same "foot smashes ball" technique as last time but I didn't do as good of a job making it look like an accident. And when they realized I dominated their ball, one of them said, "Aww man, it's alright. We'll get another one.", which they did within 10 seconds. Therefore, I lost. |
