| Date: 2005-05-13 5:54 p.m. So the other night we had a little get together. There were about 8 girls and 3 guys, including myself. There was this one girl who kept hitting on me and annoying me. Here’s a list of the things she did that annoyed me, followed with my drunken thoughts in bold: 1. Asked me if I have a girlfriend within 30 seconds of talking to me.Yeah. Don’t do that girl. You blow the cover off of your intentions too early.2. Started talking about her ex-boyfriend and how he “said I was everything he wanted in a girl but that he didn’t deserve it so he broke up with me”.1. Don’t care. 2. That’s just a tricky way of saying “I don’t like you, but don’t hate me because I don’t want any drama.” 3. And once again, don’t care.3. I asked her if she’s happy with her life and she sighs and says, “No.”You just lost right there. It’s over. I’m happy with my life. The last thing I want is some depressed girl who thinks her void of happiness is supposed to be filled with another human being.4. When I get to the hot tub, she asks me in some stupid puppy dog voice, "I left my glass in your apartment. Can you go and get it for me pwease?"No. NO. And.....................NO!5. Said she’s a music major, that she hopes to have a singing career one day. Then later, in the hot tub, starts singing in some annoying style, like she’s Frank Sinatra or something.Stop. Please. You are not going to make it big by singing some song in a hot tub and making everyone feel uncomfortable. 6. When I was talking/flirting with another girl, music girl has the nerve to ask me if I want a hand massage, at which point I mumble uncomfortably and unwillingly, “Ok”, then the cute girl I was talking with goes away.No. I don’t want a hand massage. Nobody wants a hand massage. Ever. Go away. Die in a fire or something. I don’t care. Just don’t ruin my fun/success with other people.The good news is, cute girl just walks up to me and starts making out with me for no reason later on, even though she has a boyfriend.Hurray for alcohol!!!1!1!!!1!!oneoneone |
