| Date: 2005-05-19 10:36 p.m. Just a warning, do not see the movie "National Treasure" if you can't stand the clichéd action movies that come out of Hollywood. It has all of the elements of a clichéd, predictable piece of crap: 1. The main character (Nicholas Cage) smiles when he isn’t supposed to.2. There’s a nerdy sidekick guy that uses high tech software on a laptop, and has the ability to hack into anything (even your Mom) within a matter of seconds. 3. There’s a woman in the movie who the main character eyes at the beginning, and throughout the movie you’re thinking, wow, these two are definitely going to do one of the three following things by the end of this movie: 1. Kiss, 2. Fuck, or 3. Both; we’ll go with 1 unfortunately. 4. The greedy villain is of course, not American, because no villains can be American, because we all know that all Americans are good-hearted, moral people. And therefore, to have an American as a villain would be unrealistic, and would warp the minds of the lovely people watching the movie. 5. Nerdy sidekick says dorky things that the other two main characters make fun of until the end when nerdy guy comes up with a good idea, at which point main character says, “Nerdboy, you’re a genius!” 6. The ending is perfect and everything turns out just grand! The main character finds his treasure, and the villain goes to jail. Because in real life, everything turns out all right and buildings don’t get planes flown into them.P.S. Will be in Galveston (Houston area) until Sunday for my brother’s bachelor’s party. *Crosses fingers for strippers* |
