Date: 2005-05-23 11:20 p.m. My brother’s bachelor’s party was a blast. No strippers, but still fun. On the first night, pretty much everyone was piss drunk and we decided to hose one of my brother’s friends because he was the first one to fall asleep. My brother got the hose and soaked his friend while a few others took pictures. At that point I decided I like my brother more when he’s drunk. After that I don’t remember much from that night but I was told that I fell asleep for a while sitting Indian style in the bathroom, which they thought was funny so they took pictures. I also woke up with my bed and the floor all wet. Apparently, some of them decided to throw a bucket of ice cold water on me while I was sleeping, to which I reportedly had a 2 second delayed reaction, immediately followed by going right back to sleep. Also, I didn’t wake up with a hangover, so I win. The next day, I walked around on the beach for a bit and saw something very similar to this (unfortunately): The thought that immediately went through my mind looked something like this: If you’re ever thinking about wearing a speedo on the beach or anywhere, remember these 2 important life rules: 1. Do not do this to yourself. 2. Do not do this to everyone on the beach. 3 comments so far previous | next