| Date: 2005-06-06 11:24 a.m. I didn't have a parking tag this morning and didn't have time to go get one because it would have made me late for class. I really didn't want a parking ticket though. What I know about the police officers and security guards around the campus is that they are fat. Very fat for law enforcement officials. So this morning I parked as close as I possibly could to the car to the left of me, as a way to make it very difficult for anyone to squeeze through and put a ticket on my windshield. I parked so close to this car that I could barely get out. I'm 6'1", 180 pounds. I came out of class and the row I was parked on had about 5 cars with tickets. Mine didn't. Checkmate, officer. Checkmate. |
