| Date: 2005-06-14 4:05 p.m. I'm trying to find a new roommate since our Catholic roommate is moving out. This one guy I e-mailed last Thursday, e-mailed me back today asking what the room sizes are. I don't have a tape measurer so I lied down starting at one wall marking where the top of my head was at, then moving and putting my feet at that mark. My head was the only part that couldn't fit on the second body measurement. So I concluded that the room is 11 X 11 ft because I'm 6'1". However, I made a mistake. In his information on the site I found him on, I didn't see that he "often smokes". The other roommates and I wouldn't want a smoker, as it would likely make the place smell, which we don't want because we have sexy parties every once in awhile.So I plotted a way to make him not want to live here. In my e-mail response back to him, I just said that the open room is about 1.833 times my body length X 1.833 times by body length. Then I signed the end of the e-mail Casey "The Whirling Midget" McFarland. God I'd pay to see his face when he matches the fake nickname with the measurement I gave and concludes that the rooms are roughly the size of your average janitor closet. |
