| Date: 2005-06-20 10:07 p.m. My atheist roommate and I just went to eat Mexican food. Our Spanish-speaking waitress was kinda cute and my roommate was flirting with her. I told him he should say something to her in Spanish to impress her. But he doesn't know any Spanish. I took 4 years of Spanish in high school, but it seems I've forgotten a lot of Spanish since then, probably because I haven't found many people to speak to. No wait, that was a lie. I don't speak it because I probably sound like a douchebag when I try, and for the most part I try to avoid sounding like a douchebag. Anyway, I told him to say to her, "Tengo un rascacielo en mis pantalones" which means, "I have a skyscraper in my pants". I had him say it to me as practice and he forgot the word for skyscraper so he just said, "Tengo un...starship en mis pantalones". |
