Date: 2005-06-22 5:08 p.m. So I pick up a newspaper that's a few days old this morning. I read an article about how Saddam Hussein likes Cheetos. And oh wait, not just Cheetos, Doritos too! I put the paper in my "Who gives a fuck?" pile. I don't want to read about whether or not someone likes Cheetos. I like Flamin' Hot Cheetos. That doesn't mean I'm cool and it doesn't mean I'm not a mass murderer. I wanted to find out the real scoop on Saddam. So I googled "Saddam Hussein". Came across a month old article about pictures of Saddam in his underwear. Props to British newspaper The Sun for absolutely phenomenal journalism: I’m so glad The Sun is hitting on the really important issues out there. It’s funny. When I googled “Saddam Hussein”, in the back of my head I was thinking “Man. That’d be so cool if I found pictures of Saddam Hussein in his undies instead of useful information.” The Sun should win an award for such unbiased, objective, and informative journalism; I mean what’s more informative than pictures of Saddam in his underwear? That’s right, absolutely nothing. Furthermore, they were actually able to answer, through this picture, the most important mystery of this decade: Where are the weapons of mass destruction? IN HIS PANTS! Edit: I've just learned that The Sun is like the British version of The National Enquirer. You know those gossip magazines/newspapers that make up stuff and aren't considered serious sources of journalism. My mistake. Here's an edited picture: 4 comments so far previous | next