| Date: 2005-06-25 4:24 p.m. My atheist roommate just informed me of this: Apparently there were was a "jock" and a "dumb bitch" out by the pool earlier. They were drying off and the jock had a boner and the dumb bitch was angry at him for having one. So she got some type of water jug to poor down his swimsuit. What a bitch. How the hell can you be angry at someone for having a boner? I pop random, uncontrollable boners in class sometimes while I'm not even thinking of anything sexual. It generally goes like this:Professor:...and so it was actually the Russians who inflicted 75% of the German casualties in WWII.Casey: *random uncontrollable boner* Professor:...and so, as you can clearly see, Casey now has a boner. Casey: *runs out of classroom crying* |
