| Date: 2005-06-30 1:44 p.m. You may have noticed I haven't been writing as frequently lately. I have been busy with school. Specifically, building this:    This is a 1/35th size model of a WWII German Tiger II tank. I've been working on it since last Thursday and turned it in yesterday. It accounted for 5 points on my Post Reconstruction U.S. History grade.His name is "Fluffy McLollerskates". Don't be fooled by the name. He is the fiercest tank ever built by anyone since the beginning of time. See, what happens is the enemy will see the name on the tank and start laughing, and as they walk away, he will shoot them in the ass, creating a nice 88mm size goatse for them to deal with the rest of their life. If you try to attack this tank, he will become invisible, then run you over 9 times. And nobody will help you. They will think you have a case of the crazies because even though your body is being turned into a pancake, they will be like "What they hell is that guy's problem?" and at your funeral they'll say stuff like "That nigga must have been on some serious crack" and everyone else would say simultaneously, "Fo realz". Other tanks never attack Fluffy McLollerskates because he is a very friendly and charming tank. Even communist tanks like Fluffy McLollerskates because he is a well respected figure in the tank community. Hail Fluffy McLollerskates. |
