| Date: 2005-07-03 4:15 p.m. So I’m at home for the summer session break. Got an A in my History class because Fluffy McLollerskates intimidated my history professor. Yesterday, I went to Katy Mills Mall with my parents where we played on the crappiest putt-putt golf course imaginable. Also there were a bunch of impatient little kids behind us, all of which probably had too much sugar, Ritalin, and crack cocaine. I kept going really slow on purpose to piss them off, it reminded me of my doorblocking skills in my Hobbo Hotel adventures.When I said the putt-putt golf course was bad, I wasn’t lying. At some point I figured it was designed by 3 chimps and a dead baby. I drew you a picture of the course just so you’ll know to never go there if you’re in the Houston area. The arrows point in the direction in which the course goes downhill (just in case you're a chimp or a dead baby and can't figure that out on your own):   |
