| Date: 2005-07-05 6:18 p.m. So the other day NASA rammed a probed into a comet for experimental purposes. Now a Russian astrologist, Marina Bai, is suing NASA, saying "The actions of NASA infringe upon my system of spiritual and life values, in particular on the values of every element of creation, upon the unacceptability of barbarically interfering with the natural life of the universe, and the violation of the natural balance of the Universe". Oh and that’s not all. She also wants 8.7 billion rubles (or the equivalent of 300 million dollars). In recent news, I’m suing the astrologer. Here’s my official statement: "The actions of Marina Bai infringe upon my system of spiritual and life values, in particular on the values of every element of logic, upon the unacceptability of barbarically interfering with the natural life of common sense, and the violation of the natural balance of common sense. Though I really can’t prove that there is, in fact, a natural life or natural balance of common sense, my own idea of common sense tells me to just go ahead and sue this bitch. Also, for irreparable damages done to my inner being, I will kidnap the next comet I see and hold it ransom for *raises tip of pinky to corner of lips* 29 beelion rubles (100 billion dollars)”.P.S. I have some pics of my brother's wedding. If you want them, e-mail me or IM me on AIM at UnderstoodRawr. Also, if you want them through e-mail, make sure you have an e-mail service that will accept e-mails close to 10 MB large. |
