| Date: 2005-07-25 6:04 p.m. I got stopped by a cop today. Basically, what happened was I was coming home from picking up something to eat and I was drinking my drink with my right hand while I drove with my left hand. But I'm not used to driving with my left hand so I kind of swerved a bit. He stopped me to make sure I wasn't drunk. He was a really cool guy, as in he didn't even bother giving me a warning. He was just like "Be careful man". Before he went back to his car, I said "So uh...you want a uhh...tator tot? Hmm?" very much like the way Stewie was talking to Brian in this Family Guy clip. He was like "Sure" and so I gave him a tator tot and he ate it and while he was still chewing he was like "Mmm. That's pretty good." and just walked back to his car. Those are the kind of cops I like. Though I think if he would have busted me for having 200 pounds of cocaine, I could have gotten out of it by saying, "So uh...you wanna snort a line? Hmm?" |
