| Date: 2005-08-12 11:13 p.m. Some little black kids stole everything out of our mini-fridge outside the other day (2 cases of diet cherry coke, 1 big case of dr. pepper, and 1 case of bud light). They're the same kids that have been using our condo pool illegally about once or twice a week for the last couple of months. Honestly, I don't have much of a problem if they used our pool. I can understand that they may come from a "less fortunate" home (or neighborhood or culture, whatever you want to blame it on), and swimming in our pool is not that big of a deal. I'm not about to stop kids from having their harmless fun. But apparently they hopped over the little wall to get to our porch on consecutive days to steal things out of our fridge. The first day they took just a few drinks and we only knew about it because someone outside saw it happen and left a note. The next day they took everything out. Today they returned to the pool to swim. My atheist roommate called a cop, and he came and made them leave.What they did was like if some homeless guy was walking around and you invited him to your home for dinner just to be nice, and when he leaves, he stabs you in the eyeball.What amazed me the most was the age of these kids. The youngest of them couldn't have been more than 4 or 5 years old. The others were not much older and I'm guessing the oldest was about 11 or 12. Sad is the only word to describe that.These kids probably don't have much. And by that I mean they probably don't have good parents that teach them right from wrong. So I will offer them some parenting of my own. I'm going to drink a 6-pack of mountain dew and piss in each one of them when I'm done, making sure they are all the same color and height (and that they all taste the same of course). I'll leave it on top of the mini-fridge outside, and if they come by again they'll just be stealing my piss. I just hope I don't forget and start drinking one, like that one time... |
