Date: 2005-08-18 11:10 p.m. So the little thieves came back again a few days ago. My atheist roommate was watching TV and he saw one approaching the porch. Right as soon as he hopped up on the balcony my roommate opened the door and scared the shit out of him. He was like "What's up?" and the little kid was like "Oh are you guys still giving away free cokes?" OK, let's just stop right there for a second. Giving away free cokes would be walking out and saying "Hey everyone! I'm giving you guys free stuff. Here! Enjoy!" This stuff is on our property. If you come and take it, it'd be stealing. That's something I learned...umm lemme think when that was, oh yeah...AT BIRTH. Moving on. Atheist roommate says something like "No you stole all of our drinks. They're not free" and little kid said "Oh, no, those were my friends". Roommate said "Every time you come here, I'm photographing you and calling the cops", which he did. They were pissed off. Yeah that’s right. They were angry that they didn’t get to steal. Figures. For your entertainment I’ve included pictures that my roommate took with some changes that I put in there: Here you can see them having a good time swimming in the hot tub: Here are all 4 of them close-up: Here are 2 of them talking. The one on the left is the one my roommate caught hopping over our balcony: Here is a quick prediction for what’s to come for the one who got especially angry: Oh and don’t forget a little peeing action: Now just put two together here: And finally, they walk away: 4 comments so far previous | next