| Date: 2005-08-29 6:27 p.m. First day of fall class was today. I'm going to have a very difficult semester. It's going to be like a spiked dildo going up my ass, which would probably hurt. First days of class are always a bit interesting. I try my best when I get in the classroom to find the cute girls (so I can sit close to them) but there rarely are any that don't look like they'd be a total bitch.In my technical writing class, our professor called roll and wanted each of us to say if we've taken 30 hours or more and if we've taken Composition & Rhetoric yet because those are the prerequisites for being in Technical Writing. I said I have 44 hours and that I took Comp & Rhetoric in the summer of last year, so my professor asked who I had. I said, "Her name was Staub I think" and my professor was like "Hmm, what'd she look like?" I just said "Uh, fat". The professor and everyone else stared at me for 5 seconds or so. Then he moved onto the next person. That's the word that came to my mind first: Fat. I could have said something like "Oh brown hair, dark eyes, very light skin, and FREAKING HUGE!" but no, I had to say "Fat". |
